{the lunch lady}

This is what you get when Chelise makes your lunch......

effed up sandwiches with love notes.....

and a TO DO list along with daily affirmations* to help throughout your day.

*Randy has been sent to the Indian reservations in the middle of nowhere to work in the mines.

Along the way, he listens to a Native ratio station.

Supposedly, there is a lot of long breath pausing, and every word is drawn out with a hhhhhhhhh at the end:

~YAH TA HAY

~NOWHHH [pause, heavy breath] 

GO OUT, [pause, heavy breath]

HAVE YOURSELF A GOODHH DAYHHHH

~HIYIYIYI HIYIYIYI HIYIYIYI

~ITS GONNA BE HHHHHOT TODAYHHH [pause, heavy breath], 

STAY INSIDE YEHHHR CHEVY TRUCKHHHH

~MY SEETERHHH JUS STOPPEDHH IN [pause, heavy breath]

SHE SAY TO TELL YOU ALLHH TO HAVE A GOOD DAYHHHH TOOHHH.

Sometimes you just gotta eat effed up samiches and interpret Navajo.

when in Rome......