{Violated by the Jimmy and Johnny webcam}
Three days a week Jax has a specialized online class with his teacher and a couple of other students that need extra help.
This is a specific class that Jax looks forward to.
This addition to his curriculum has made homeschooling positive and fun.
Jax had been requesting a day that everyone in the class use their web-cam.
The teacher kept putting the web-cam off until finally caving to the idea the day before Thanksgiving.
(maybe thinking this could be a special treat for the kids for the holiday)
It only took 1 minute and I understood why the teacher chooses NOT to use the web-cam everyday.
(Names of students in this story have been changed for privacy.)
(I don't know their real names anyway.)
(It doesn't matter because I don't have their picture to show you anyway.)
(Privacy in this story is stupid anyway.)
Jax is the first student called on to read in front of the class on his web-cam.
The others (teacher and students) were excited to see Jax's face for the first time.
Teacher complimented Jax and told him how handsome of a young man he is.
Jax was happy :)
Next person called to read was Johnny Joe Bob.
The square containing his web-cam debut popped up on our computer.
In gagging shock, we see Johnny Joe Bob's index finger 3/4 of the way up his nose hole digging for gold.
Before Jax and I could even say, "OMG!!! That kid is picki......."
Johnny Joe Bob reeled in the catch and scooped it up in his MOUTH!!!
Yes, he picked and ate his boogers on WEBCAM!!
AND WE HAD TO WATCH IT!!!!!!
Immediately after the offense, the teacher told him to turn off his cam.
Thank God!
Next up was Jimmy Ray Cyrus.
Jimmy Ray Cyrus has his computer set up in his living room.
Jimmy Ray Cyrus is a nice looking boy and I have hope that this cam experience will be a much more positive one from the previous.
Things seemed great until we see his little brother running from a hallway behind Jimmy Ray Cyrus to attack his head.
Screaming and devilish laughter was involved.
Jimmy Ray Cyrus is flailing with his arms hyper-extending behind him to get a good return punch to his brother. His headset is barely hanging by an earfoam.
Then we watched as Jimmy Ray Cyrus' mother entered the room.
A large, unkempt woman with a slipper shuffle, took her bowl of food and her big momma ass and flopped down on the couch.
The chaos of her sons were background to her morning talk show.
Yelling and octopus arm fighting is still continuing as the online teacher finally tells Jimmy Ray Cyrus that he will need to be done with the cam too.
WTF!?!?!?!?
Jax turns to me with a freaked out expression and said,
"Mom, what kind of class is this????
These kids are weird!"
Yah, maybe the web-cam wasn't the best idea.
Jax and I are still recovering from the chilling visions we witnessed.
Homeschooling: Not for the weak!
Three days a week Jax has a specialized online class with his teacher and a couple of other students that need extra help.
This is a specific class that Jax looks forward to.
This addition to his curriculum has made homeschooling positive and fun.
Jax had been requesting a day that everyone in the class use their web-cam.
The teacher kept putting the web-cam off until finally caving to the idea the day before Thanksgiving.
(maybe thinking this could be a special treat for the kids for the holiday)
It only took 1 minute and I understood why the teacher chooses NOT to use the web-cam everyday.
(Names of students in this story have been changed for privacy.)
(I don't know their real names anyway.)
(It doesn't matter because I don't have their picture to show you anyway.)
(Privacy in this story is stupid anyway.)
Jax is the first student called on to read in front of the class on his web-cam.
The others (teacher and students) were excited to see Jax's face for the first time.
Teacher complimented Jax and told him how handsome of a young man he is.
Jax was happy :)
Next person called to read was Johnny Joe Bob.
The square containing his web-cam debut popped up on our computer.
In gagging shock, we see Johnny Joe Bob's index finger 3/4 of the way up his nose hole digging for gold.
Before Jax and I could even say, "OMG!!! That kid is picki......."
Johnny Joe Bob reeled in the catch and scooped it up in his MOUTH!!!
Yes, he picked and ate his boogers on WEBCAM!!
AND WE HAD TO WATCH IT!!!!!!
Immediately after the offense, the teacher told him to turn off his cam.
Thank God!
Next up was Jimmy Ray Cyrus.
Jimmy Ray Cyrus has his computer set up in his living room.
Jimmy Ray Cyrus is a nice looking boy and I have hope that this cam experience will be a much more positive one from the previous.
Things seemed great until we see his little brother running from a hallway behind Jimmy Ray Cyrus to attack his head.
Screaming and devilish laughter was involved.
Jimmy Ray Cyrus is flailing with his arms hyper-extending behind him to get a good return punch to his brother. His headset is barely hanging by an earfoam.
Then we watched as Jimmy Ray Cyrus' mother entered the room.
A large, unkempt woman with a slipper shuffle, took her bowl of food and her big momma ass and flopped down on the couch.
The chaos of her sons were background to her morning talk show.
Yelling and octopus arm fighting is still continuing as the online teacher finally tells Jimmy Ray Cyrus that he will need to be done with the cam too.
WTF!?!?!?!?
Jax turns to me with a freaked out expression and said,
"Mom, what kind of class is this????
These kids are weird!"
Yah, maybe the web-cam wasn't the best idea.
Jax and I are still recovering from the chilling visions we witnessed.
Homeschooling: Not for the weak!
2 comments:
Apparently, when your hungry doing a web-cam session, and you didn't bring a snack...you make/eat your own?? That is sooo effin Gross! LOL! I am also surprised the fighter kid didn't just get up to knock the shiz out of his brother?? We need to remove Jax out of that class! Those kids are too "special". He don't fit in and there is a chance he could get beat up, or a booger flicked at him!!!!! RUN JAX! DON'T TURN ON THE WEBCAM!
OMG...Booger Boy and the Fight Night Boys need to be banned. Maybe Jax can find a more cosmopoliton cam group!!
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