{mystery solved!}

For weeks, I have been driving myself crazy trying to figure out why I have a yellow blotch on my hand and face every morning.

I have even accused my husband of secretly "hi-lighting" my hand while sleeping.

I've entertained the idea that I have a super natural entity F***ING with my head.

This morning, the case of the

"yellow blotch mystery"

was solved.

After pouring two capsules of Turmeric into my palm, as I do EVERY day,  I realized that this is the culprit staining my skin and creating paranoia.

(Obviously I have the stain on my hand, and then transfer it to my face as I'm banging my hand to my head during home school!)

Now, after telling my "haunting" story to many over the past few weeks.....

I feel like an idiot!!!!

Apparently Turmeric isn't beneficial when it comes to inducing brain cell regrowth.

I'm blaming these "piece of dumb" episodes on my wild days with Mary Jane.**

If I would have just listened to Nancy Reagan!!!!

AND SAID NOOOOO!!!!!

How my life would be so much smarter!

(((tears)))

(((and a minor cough followed by the munchies for a peanut butter sandwich....hmmm)))

**haven't played with Mary Jane since the 80's.

I'm a good girl now :)  'tink'

As I was putting the lid back on the Turmeric bottle....I heard it say,

"And I would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for those pesky kids!!!"

Ok....too much Scooby Doo on in my house!

I know!  I know!