{Yes, I would love a needle or 3}




Miss Kitty had blood drawn today :(
They were testing for kidney infection, diabetes, and cancer.


The results came back........
there isn't anything life threatening!!!
((((praise dog!!!!))))
BUT
It did tell us that Miss Kitty is going through the "Change".
A hormonal imbalance.
Nothing a little drug once a day can't help!


~~~AND THEN, THERE IS ME~~~

No...I do not have Bell's Palsy.

And yes, I realize Bell's Palsy is nothing to laugh about....
at least not with a symmetrical face.
(ok shoot me!!!!  I don't even care right now!)

This is me with numb mouth on left and right.
Starting from my eyeball down to the waddle under my chin!!!!
I had three old silver fillings replaced with white.

I said, "let's get r done all in one shot!!!  yee haw!"
as the dentist looked at me like I was a sadomasicist fool.

He was right about the fool part.

2 hours later.......
me no look pretty
me very hungry
me mouth achy

and I volunteered for it all!!!!

I just want to yell
"no more yankee my wankee!!!! 
the donger need foood!!!!"

but it would probably come out something like this.....
"lo mer yankee li mankee..
da donga leed pude"
considering that my lips will not move in the directions I ask them too...
hence the drool dripping on my skarfie.

Must I remind you.....
this was a volunteered endeavor.

I hope your day was nice and didn't involve needles :)
xoxo
the smart one