{you need exlax?}

Mom, when I'm playing with Aturo (the neighbor boy) he always has to put his hands up in my face. 
 Oh!  It makes me so angry!  
I tell him that he needs to give me personal space because I can't breath and it makes me constipated.

Jax, don't you mean claustrophobic? 

Constipated means you can't poop.

There I go again.....getting my mouth and my butt mixed up!