{Chelsea Handler.....

my idol}

I just finished this book (above)

 and picked up her second , "My Horizontal Life".

It has few chapters and is a fast read, 

but FULL of offensive humor that had me laughing out loud!!!

You have to be intelligent to be funny.

Chelsea's level of funny proves her to be genius!!!

Below is a snippet from the book....probably one of the 'cleanest' ones that I could find.

If you like this....you will LOVE the rest of the book.

If you are disgusted by this snippet, then RUN!!!

Run as far away from this book as possible because it's oozing humor could spewge on ya.

"The problem with the suspenders my mother bought for him is that he hasn't adjusted the straps since he got them. So instead of attaching somewhere around his midsection, the suspenders clip onto his pants three inches below his nipples. Now picture the suspenders attached to sweatpants. This vision is what first led me to coin the term "camel balls."
— Chelsea Handler (Are You There Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea)