{The baby and the old bitch}
Danna came to visit with her 6 month old puppy "Patches".
Miss Kitty was so excited to play, lick/sniff another dog's privates, and have dominance over the young pup.
It was super fun for 6 minutes.
Crotch-ity old Miss Kitty gave a bark to Patches that I interpreted as,
" Look you little bitch, a sniff, a lick and a chase is good for one time only....
I'm old and tired.
Ever heard of PERSONAL SPACE?"
After saying all these things, she layed in the sun and snored.
Patches patiently waited next to her in the hopes that she would soon be ready to rumble again.
Never happened.
Miss Kitty is so my kid!
Crotch-ity old Miss Kitty gave a bark to Patches that I interpreted as,
" Look you little bitch, a sniff, a lick and a chase is good for one time only....
I'm old and tired.
Ever heard of PERSONAL SPACE?"
After saying all these things, she layed in the sun and snored.
Patches patiently waited next to her in the hopes that she would soon be ready to rumble again.
Never happened.
Miss Kitty is so my kid!
4 comments:
Miss Kitty, are you feelin your age, like the rest of us?? APPARENTLY....Don't buy into that dog food that claims to give you younger, firmer, skin. Also, more energy....It's a lie....ALL of it :))
Buy a juicer instead......
Return the juicer...it's too much work. Besides-too much carrot juice will turn you orange. Serious! I know someone this happened to.
Oh!! I returned that dumb-ass juicer alright! Who in the hell do you know that ate so many carrots that their skin turned orange???? That happened to my babies when they were eating baby food....is that it?
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