{Mazel Tov....

you've picked a depressing, unfunny, strange movie!}

Don't cha just hate it when you are looking for a good Sunday afternoon movie at your local Blockbuster, and you pick up the cover, read the back, and it says:

4 stars-Roger Ebert

4 stars-People mag.

4 stars-New York Post

4 stars-Chicago Tribune

4 stars-US Weekly

And NEVER in the description does it say that

"4 stars~ONLY IF YOU'RE JEWISH!!"

Sometimes I really enjoy a little quirky, unknown flick, but seriously, I am not using the star rating anymore to decide my entertainment.  I feel like I've wasted two hours of my life. (cuz ya know, I couldn't just turn it off...what if it miraculously started to get good?) And this is only one of many that I've felt that way about.

Movie reviewers suck.