{The worst pick-up lines EVER}

The Scene:

Saturday night at A Bar Named Sue's.

Chelise and I sitting on a stool along the counter where patrons ordered drinks.

The club was wall to wall with a manajory of people (one reason why I like the place).

Because of the large crowd, Chelise and I had separate experiences happening simultaneously.

I turn to Chelise and with a "this sucks" tone I say,

"I just had the WORST pick-up line EVER! The dweebster punk next to me blurted out,

'You're 39?!?!?!?  WOW! Yer old!'

Chelise laughs, and says, "Oh yah???  Well I can top that one!  A guy walked up and asked if she knew if the bar tender was a lesbian.  Chelise responded with, "How would I know?"  He replied, "Because YOU are a lesbian, you would know."

With egos draggin across the beer spilled floor, all we could do is laugh at the harsh facts of the evening:

 I am crusty old and Chelise is a lezzie.

What happened to the good ol' bar days when people wore beer goggles?  My hell!