{You want some of this suckaaaahhhh!}

Pop and I found a shirt with these top 10's. He got the best belly laugh reading them......I think you will too......they really ARE funny....especially if you remember the infamous, super-natural, Chuck Norris!

10 things you need to know about Chuck Norris

1. He can sneeze with his eyes open.

2. Before he goes on stage, Chuck Norris breaks someone's leg to give himself good luck.

3. Chuck Norris was the first person to tame a dinosaur.

4. Chuck Norris' heart beats once every week.

5. It never rains on Chuck Norris.

6. Chuck Norris has no doors in his house, only walls he walks through.

7. Chuck Norris can grate fresh Parmesan cheese with his beard. (I loved this one)

8. Chuck Norris can turn back time by simply staring at the clock and flexing.

9. Chuck Norris won a staring contest with Medusa!

10. If you stare at the American flag long enough, a 3D image of Chuck Norris appears.