{What a dumb idea!}

Mom said, "Jax! let's see if you can make wood chip angels!  Hurry! Lay down and flap your arms and legs real fast!"

So I did. 

And it hurt. 

And I said, "THIS HURTS! Can I stop now?"

Mom said, "They are just wood chips?!?!?! For reals it hurts?"

"YES!!!" I yelled.

"I think I'm getting some kind of rash! 

Can I please stop?!?!?!"

Mom said I could stop and that she felt so bad that she made me do it.....

but I don't know if she really meant it....

She couldn't quit laughing while she was picking the wood out of my skin and hair.

Very bad idea Mom had!