{I don't even know you anymore}

Oh dear!!!!

You caught me you naughty little scoundrel!

Well Hellllllll-oooooooo :)

 Let me introduce myself.

I am Randy's mistress.

The Ms. Hedy Lamarr.

Pleased to meet you.....

but let's just keep this our little secret.

No sense on worrying Jolie about this...right?

Thanks darlin'

MUAH!

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yes....

this is me.

I don't really know what the fluck I went and did.

My intention was to get a little trim off the ends and maybe "fun" things up with a heavy bang.

My hairdresser just couldn't take it anymore.....

she needed to say what's been on her mind for a year!!!

"Jolie!!!  

Let's just do this! 

Can we cut off this hair already!?! 

AND this blonde of yours sucks!  

We are going dark, 

AND YOU WILL LIKE IT.....

NO!!!.....

YOU WILL LOOOOOVE IT 

and want to smack it on a bing bong!"

Well, after you get that kind of hoorah-over-zealous cheerleading speech, you just wanna yell,

"RAH RAH SHISHK BOOM BAH MUTHA FLUCKAH!!!!!

 LET'S DO IT!!!!"

And so we did.

And now I don't even know who I am anymore.

My security and identity has been blanketed with long blonde hair.

I'm  confident as a blonde and have enjoyed the attention that comes with it.

So, with one day into being a red/brunette, I'm confused with who/what kind of person I am being perceived as.

I am freaked out when I walk by the mirror reminding myself of the transformation.

Sometimes I think hmmm....this is a good change.

Other times I think hmmm...what did I do???

The color is so very dark and intense, it kind of looks like fake doll hair at this point.

Some people thought I had a wig on!

A few things that I have already noticed that are different are:

~Less shampoo and conditioner

~It is soooo nice to comb out my hair after washing.

(I always dreaded combing my wet, long hair.  Cutting 12 inches OFF makes life soooo much easier!)

~It is very weird to see shedded dark hair on the floor.  Blonde hair is unnoticeable.

Now my goal is to find a new make-up color pallet  that works well with the new do.....tricky-er than you would think!

The question you all are wondering:

What does Randy think about the change?

Answer:

Cliche.....but he seriously feels like he is cheating on me with another woman.

But that doesn't stop him!!!!

It's made him very excited :) and has WOWED a few things up!!

Who knew all it took was a bottle of dye and $115?

What a difference a DO makes!