{What a pain in the butt}

Jax and I were taking a mid-afternoon rest today and he chose to watch "19 kids & counting" on demand TV.

I was a little shocked that he wanted this as his entertainment when there were episodes of "Fresh Prince of Bel Air" in the schedule line-up.

The segway into the show is the mom's voice introducing all of her "J" named kids, and then ending her winded name recall with saying that all 19 kids came from her.

Jax popped his head up and with a twisted look on his face said, 

"WHAT!??!?!? HOLY CRAP!!!!

That lady didn't adopt those kids??? 

WoW.....her butt must hurt really bad!"

I couldn't hold back my laugh.

And the more I looked at Jax the harder I laughed!

Then he said, "What are you laughing at mom?

You think I don't know these things.

Paula teaches me all kinds of things that."

(I think Jax overheard Paula telling a story about Elliott asking if she poops out the baby, and Paula replied "yes".)

I understand that I really need to do some sex education and anatomy charts for Jax since he is age appropriate and in puberty.  Actually, he is beyond age appropriate.

I told River the truth about babies, births and sex when he was 8.  He came to me with questions and was ready for the answers.  He took the information as a serious education and didn't get embarrassed or silly with any of it.

I've always believed in being honest and matter of fact with the proper names of body parts.

BUT with Jax....it's different.

His maturity and mental capacity hasn't caught up with his large stature.

I guess I want to keep his innocence as long as I can.

The talk is coming though.

I can feel it.

Now that's a pain in the butt!!!