{An 11 year old boy was stunned into silence!}

Chuck Norris called Riv today to wish him a happy birthday!!!!!

Aunt E has all the hook-ups with celebs that have muscles!

(American Gladiator post coming soon)

She only had to sleep with him once to get him to stop filming with Blacky Chan, and pick up the phone and make the call.

He was on their new set of "Chuck and Chan gonna F*ck You Up!" when he called.

He said that he knew Riv was a fan, and maybe he could get Blacky Chan to call too.
Riv truly believes this was a real call :) He almost can't even talk about it because his brain is thinking faster than his mouth can talk. It's so damn cute! Thanks Aunt E and P for the hook-up!

As if being personally called by Chuck wasn't enough, Riv chose P.F. Changs for dinner.

Grandma took the night off of work to celebrate with us. She gave Riv a $25 check. Add that to the $12 Great Grandma gave him, and the $25 gift card aunt E gave him, and well, the kid is loaded!

Aunt Tracy and Grampa came too

It is tradition for the boys to get some kind of fancy non-alcoholic drink.

They feel so grown up.

Poor Zip, he was diagnosed with a sinus infection today.......

You can see in his bloodshot eyes that he doesn't feel good.

Randy did his best.....his genetic eye disorder has improved at least to open to a sliver, but now he compensates by piercing his lips together and extending them. It's just going to take some time.

Aunt Tracy...yah I know, she's hot!.....BITCH!

Anyway, Aunt Tracy won the heart of our little waiter boy.

He had a dessert made for her that WASN'T EVEN ON THE MENU!!

For his kindness, she decorated a plate for his tip.

Since she couldn't leave him a kiss....she left a Bliss (chocolate)

We are both camera whores.

But I really like this pic of us.

Me and my babe on his first day being 11!

Girls always have to paddle their way around Dicks!

Blew out his favorite flip flop...

Now he only has flop, flop, flop

You said it boy!!!!!

We just wore ourselves out having so much fun!