Sunday, August 9, 2009

{Sing with me....Reunited and it feels so goooood}

Flaming Gorge 2009
Shakin' it down now.....with the Gardners
"The year Jolie slept in a tent!"

Mike and Amie called us on a Friday.....
"Come to the Gorge, we are here for a week....it will be super fun!"
We drove up the next day.
And it was......SUPER DUPER FUN!

Mike and Randy cooked up a kick ass breakfast burrito extravaganza!
The Gardner's camp site looks like Cabella's!
Anything, and everything you can think of to make camping enjoyable.
It was relieving for me to be able to hang in such a nice set up.
Thanks for that Amie!
It really did help me to relax.
We had a lot of laughs sitting around eating and catching up

Josh and Jordan......
Coming soon to a magazine near you.
GQ for Josh and Ladies Fitness for Jordan.
The Gardner's make some beautiful children!!!
Love those kids!


Riv and Jaxson are the same age....only a month apart.
Riv is trying to show off his guns by pointing "the lake is that way"


We made dad come with us.....he needed some fresh air....and we needed his tent.
He brought his metal detector for Zip to play with.
Zip found a screw, and a....a....a..........well, that's about it.
He tried to find the steel plate in dad's head, but it came up empty....he he!


We had a couple fun nights with Bud Light and Coconut Rum.
Randy and Mike turn back to 15 year olds when they get around each other!
I love hearing the crimes that come up from the past, and the current shit that they can still give each other. They are known for beating the crap out of each other on normal get togethers...But this time, Randy's eyelids weren't cooperating and he was scared of the sexual advances Mike was pushing on him....wrestling was out for this trip.

The GIRLS were able to have HOURS of drinking, talking, laughing, crying and together time. One of my funnest parts of the trip!



The BOYS all went cliff jumping and fishing.
You would think that putting a pole in the MOST fish populated river, that SOMEONE would have brought home a stank trout!
Nope.....not a one!
Josh!!!! The GQ outdoorsman!!!!!! WTF?



Randy, Mike and Josh made the kayaking adventure down the Green River.
Randy was white and had poop stains in his pants when he got back.
Josh was ranting and raving on what a piece of crap his kayak is....apparently loosing a new fishing vest and rod, and being dumped twice in the scary rapids isn't fun.
Mike had battle wounds....rock gouges and scrapes.
The worst part is that he paid good money for the BEST dry box Cabella's sold.
Opening the box to pull out his $450 camera and his GPS unit,
water poured from the corners! I think a Ziploc could have done better! Seriously!
So.......probably no more River trips for them boys!


And now.......the pic that Mike took while I was trying to get rid of hiccups.
Lucky for you all, it's the G rated follow-up to the crotch shot.
Mike is dealing with his blindness....braille and a stick have become his friend.
Nobody wants to see his friends, wife's crotch! Yuk!
Sorry dude!


We appreciate our friendship with the Gardners.
They are good people with loving hearts, and on top of their perfection,
they are DAMN funny!

Love you to the moon and back Amie!
And Mike......hope you're happy.....I put you on my blog....you blog whore! I do love you too!


6 comments:

Amie said...

Oh Girl! I loved every picture and saying you posted about our trip! You guys are the best! Thanks for dropping everything and joining us. We wouldn't have these fun memories to remember and look back on if it wasn't for you guys! Words can not describe our girl time. It's never long enough but I will tell you this.....couldn't live without them! Even though our time spent together is few and far between(not sure how many more times we need to be able to complete our 6 get togethers?) it is always very meaningful and important to me! You are an extrodinary woman! I love our shit shows!

Amie said...

Most definitely the "G" rated version!

Amie said...

Shards in the underpanties are not a good thing! Especially for a super nacho, macho man such as Randy himself.

Unknown said...

Ok, I cant belive you woul lie to the good readers of this blog. We all know you were drunk and trying to puke into that bottle! Hic-ups yeah right! Ohhhh..... by the way, after the freezing of the memory card,(due to water damage)the other picture is BACK!



Gotcha, just kidding. some things are best left DELETED!

Unknown said...

Yes fellow readers, the river trip really was that bad. We found out later that day, the river flow goes way down in the afternon due to less of an energy demand. WHO KNEW! However, Josh and I are ready to tackle it again. Never ever let a little thing like a iver kick you ass! Myself, Josh and Jax all hiked back in to our big wipeout, and trided to fish out Joshs fly vest. No luck. The fish now have some great equipment to study.

Jolie said...

OMG Mike! You stopped my heart, and made me say outloud, "NO freakin' way!" regarding your comment on the "come back pic"....you weenie! Yes! some things are better left deleted!