{MONEY HUNGRY,
NO GOOD,
GREEDY,
LOSER THIEF!}

On Christmas day, dad came over a bit discouraged.
He explained that he couldn't find our gifts at his house.
He thought he was going koo-koo.
I didn't think much about it, and figured he would find them somewhere......
Not realizing what THEM was.

"Them" was ca$h.
Cold hard Christmas Ca$h.
And lots of it.
He finally broke the gut-wrenching news to me tonight......
All of the moolah is missing.
He thinks someone has rifled through his drawers, and walked away with it.
He and I have the same blood, so there could be a possibility that he will find the $-wad in a pair of an undersized pants pocket deep in his closet.
Hey, it could happen.......

BUT........if it is missing from the hands of a
selfish, greedy, jerk,
I hope they put the money back in it's home, and write a letter of apology and acknowledgement of what an asshole they are!
They can remain anonymous.

I believe in Karma.....
Hey Asshole! 
You better watch out!

Sorry dad :(  That sucks!