Tuesday, December 15, 2009


{Miss Kitty hates Dr. McStinky}


Miss Kitty's annual girl check at her vet-a-cologist, ended in her being muzzled, fondled, and shot.
Have you ever seen a sadder pic in your life??
It's all her own fault.  She saw the doctor and decided that he wouldn't be touching her anywhere that wasn't going to be a good experience for her!
Yes, our sweet lady-like Miss Kitty,
tried to bite the doctor's head off!
Literally, his whole head.
Everyone on staff is in a frenzy.
Stat! the assistant come rushing in this muzzle and gave it to me to put on M.K.
As I'm slipping it over her nose, the doctor says,
"now Miss Kitty, you are not the one in charge here."
I gave him a look that said,
No shit smarty pants?!?!  She's a DOG!
And, how bout ya lay off now!
This 'just a dog' is on Prozac....she doesn't need this kind of stress right now. 
After a series of 5 shots, ear checks, heart listen, and a thorough rub - top to bottom,  we were able to let her snout out of the chute.
Doc said she is showing signs of aging....I reminded him that she IS almost 70!!  He gave me a box anti-inflammatories, and said she shouldn't gain anymore weight.  Her boobies are dragging the floor.  The Snuggie should help support those a bit.  A girl can't help if she comes from bad genetics. 
Poor thing.
She went and took a good poo and it was all better :)

BTW: The smell of a vet's office is on the top of the list of making me want to freakin' dry heave, and go home and shower!!!! Animals stink!  uuuck!

2 comments:

paula said...

What? I didn't even know dogs had to go to the gynocologist.....tells you how much I know about being a dog owner eh? good thing I don't have one.

Jolie said...

dogs don't have gyn's. just used the term for post entertainment purposes only ;)

Paula...yer too funny!