Bad pollen day....how I feel about it

My Allergy Poem.....wanna hear it? Here it goes.....

Pollen sucks

Pollen gives me bears in the cave

Pollen gives me a crusty, chaffed, cracked, bleeding nose

Pollen makes me claw my eyes raw and smears my makeup

Pollen scratches my throat and makes me sound like a shaky old lady

Pollen makes my head feel like an elephant is doing a sit-n-spin on it...not a pretty thought

Pollen makes me want to go into a coma and sleep for 13-29 hours

Pollen makes me more cranky than PMS x 12!

Pollen makes my sneezer go into habitiual spaz mode

What it comes down to is......POLLEN IS A BIG STUPID RUDE MEANIE ASS KUCKAH POO STINK HEAD!!!

There you go....I said it!