Friday, January 14, 2011

{I never thought those words would come out of my mouth}



Pigs flew tonight.


I told River to turn down his music.


What has become of me?!?!?
Oh yah, I'm almost 40.
DAMMIT!


What next?
reading glasses that I have to buy in a 3-pack?


(don't take the glasses statement personally Auntie E....
by the way, 
the glasses you've been looking for, you have mistaken for a headband.....
they are on your head.
You couldn't see them....
without your glasses)

3 comments:

paula said...

WHAT?! Oh no Jolie....I have just the thing to cure you. LIVE, LOUD MUSIC! There's nothing that a little rock-n-roll won't fix...including old age. Pick out your rockin outfit girl.....SOON.

River-keep on rockin.

Elise, nice headband.

Chelise said...

WTF!!!! I don't know if I can handle this??!!...............

Anonymous said...

Oh yeah mis smarty pants, just wait til you need to borrow my glasses/headband when we are in Vegas...then we'll SEE who gets the last laugh!!

And that's how E see's it!!!!!!