{Another exciting adventure with Becky and Crystal.  

Co-starring Monica, Black work-out models, 

and new boy}

(Crystal)

OMG BECKAYYYYYYYY!!!!!
I have no arms!
I HAVE NO FRICKIN ARMS!
Becky! You've got to help me!
Chad left me a message and said that he specifically wanted to take me on a "hand held" date.
Becky!!!!  You've got to borrow me an arm and lend me a hand!!!!
Pahleeeeeease!!

(Becky)

Crystal, you 
D.R.A.M.A Q.U.E.E.N!
Who gives a rats ass about that stupid Chad!!!!
He's an idiot and only wants you for your torso anyway!
I mean really, he hasn't even got a good look at your face!


And don't you think that
IF I HAD ARMS I WOULD USE THEM FOR MYSELF!!??
I've had an itch right between my shoulder blades for like a week.
I'm dying over here!!!!
Chad and you holding hands are the least of my priorities!


Hey Monica!!!!  
Monica!!!
Did you see the new cute boy in the stripes standing by all the black workout models?
Oh man, is he dreamy :)

(cute new boy with the black workout models)

(Monica above)

Where?

Where is he?

I can't see him.

Will Crystal ever get her date with Chad?

Will Becky ever scratch her itch?

Will Monica ever get a head???

Becky and Crystal adventures to be continued..........